gotitforcheap:

shawty: I love you

me:

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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

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jachtjacht:


i think i found the only acceptable way to use surprise bitch in 2014

alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

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mysticaljew:

when you get insulted and you pretend like it doesn’t hurt:

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frozenteen:

Have you ever realized that every book you’ve ever read is just a combination of 26 letters

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